Laboratory Enthusiast Pillows

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

'Stop sulking Higgins: You have to share the Vector Network Analyzer!'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.