Science Lab Lover Pillows

'Let me get this straight.. you don't want a BRIDE.. instead, you want a GUY FRIEND?'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Raptures

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Sexual chemistry set

"I am not asking for directions."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Exit only.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Science Fair Judgements

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."