Science Experiment Lovers Pillows

"All I'm saying is, how would we have known if we were flying squirrels unless one of us tried it?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Raptures

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Science Fair Judgements

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"