Science Experiment Lovers Gifts

"All I'm saying is, how would we have known if we were flying squirrels unless one of us tried it?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Raptures

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Family DNA

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"I am not asking for directions."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Exit only.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Science Fair Judgements

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...