Science Experiment Fans Gifts

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Think Tank

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Schrödinger and his cat

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well, we got the grant."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'