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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Think Tank

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Schrödinger and his cat

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."