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'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Just as I thought. You have bones.'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Library Scientists.

Life in The Halfassic Age

A combustion of chemists

Nanotech: The Home Game.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Yes, but you have to admire him anyway -- he was the first in his family to walk upright.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

A boffin

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"My discovery may not win a Nobel prize, Edmund. . . but the world can always use a better tasting toothpaste!"

'Don't get all scientific on me-either lend me ten bucks or just forget it!'

Entomologist Karen Holdegaard stumbles upon an interesting molting specimen.

'Hawkins! do you realize what a find this is?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Why are the days longer in summer than in winter?'

'Eureka! I discovered drug side effects in HD!'

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

Yes, I do think second opinions can be worthwhile, but not from 'Evonica, All-Knowing Mystical Seer and Soothsayer'!

"God, Renny, it's the ultimate disco effect!"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Gregor Mendel has a simple lunch with Louis Pasteur

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"