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'Just as I thought. You have bones.'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Life in The Halfassic Age

A combustion of chemists

Nanotech: The Home Game.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Yes, but you have to admire him anyway -- he was the first in his family to walk upright.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

A boffin

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"My discovery may not win a Nobel prize, Edmund. . . but the world can always use a better tasting toothpaste!"

'Don't get all scientific on me-either lend me ten bucks or just forget it!'

Entomologist Karen Holdegaard stumbles upon an interesting molting specimen.

'Hawkins! do you realize what a find this is?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Why are the days longer in summer than in winter?'

'Eureka! I discovered drug side effects in HD!'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

Yes, I do think second opinions can be worthwhile, but not from 'Evonica, All-Knowing Mystical Seer and Soothsayer'!

"God, Renny, it's the ultimate disco effect!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Gregor Mendel has a simple lunch with Louis Pasteur

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'