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Dr Frankenstein 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day'.

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

Spooky Chemistry.

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

Nutty Scientist

"Time portal or, a handy back scratcher - ingenious!"

"Dr Frankenstein was a bit rubbish at DIY.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Think Tank

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Frankenstein egg.

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'