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Replacements for Extinct Animals

Dr Frankenstein 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day'.

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

Spooky Chemistry.

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

Nutty Scientist

"Time portal or, a handy back scratcher - ingenious!"

"Dr Frankenstein was a bit rubbish at DIY.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Think Tank

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Frankenstein egg.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'