Mad Science Enthusiast Pillows

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

"To life!"

'This is a lot easier than it used to be. Now I just pop into an organ bank...'

"Great!, I've always wanted to live my life vicariously through someone else!"

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'I always have trouble getting the lid off a new jar of brains.'

"So, you two idiots have gone and fused your heads together, eh? Well, maybe now you'll learn that an atomic laboratory is not a playground!"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Distractions Of The Great

Archimedes statue with a lever

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'