Mad Science Enthusiast Gifts

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

"To life!"

'This is a lot easier than it used to be. Now I just pop into an organ bank...'

"Great!, I've always wanted to live my life vicariously through someone else!"

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

Mad scientist malpractice case.

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'I always have trouble getting the lid off a new jar of brains.'

"That dude won't last the first day!"

"So, you two idiots have gone and fused your heads together, eh? Well, maybe now you'll learn that an atomic laboratory is not a playground!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

E=mc2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Distractions Of The Great

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.