Mad Science Lover Gifts

'It breathes Igor... It breathes!!'

Crazy Scientist

"I was thinking we could have a lab Halloween party and dress up in scary costumes. Who's in?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

E=mc2.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Distractions Of The Great

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.