Mad Scientist Enthusiast Gifts

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

"So who votes yest to the idea of allowing cloning?"

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

It's an experiment.

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'

'I've forgotten what this experiment is all about.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Oh, quit your sulking, Prescott...you can be the head in the jar next week!"

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

'Catch this!'

"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Mrs Gribley suspected her children may be experimenting with drugs.'

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

'Yes, the plan my evil pussy cat and I have to take over the world may not make any sense but I'm a mad scientist and by definition I don't have to make sense!'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

scientist

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'We've done it Igor! We've invented a one man focus group!'

Don't just stand there! Give me a hand!

In his high school biology class young Frankenstein would often conduct experiments using dissected frog parts.

The Bride of Finkelstein!

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

larson you're a genius

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

'HARRHARRHARR! Finally! The stock that arouses a feeling of happiness even when it becomes completely worthless!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Dr. Bolinder? I've got good news and bad news about our basketball experiment...'

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.

'Botox so soon, Master?'