Mad Scientist Enthusiast Gifts

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

"So who votes yest to the idea of allowing cloning?"

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

It's an experiment.

'I've forgotten what this experiment is all about.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Oh, quit your sulking, Prescott...you can be the head in the jar next week!"

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."

'Catch this!'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

Don't just stand there! Give me a hand!

'We've done it Igor! We've invented a one man focus group!'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

scientist

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Yes, the plan my evil pussy cat and I have to take over the world may not make any sense but I'm a mad scientist and by definition I don't have to make sense!'

larson you're a genius

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

The Bride of Finkelstein!

In his high school biology class young Frankenstein would often conduct experiments using dissected frog parts.

'Botox so soon, Master?'

It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'HARRHARRHARR! Finally! The stock that arouses a feeling of happiness even when it becomes completely worthless!'

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

'Dr. Bolinder? I've got good news and bad news about our basketball experiment...'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

"Come on down and say hello to George. he's just putting the finishing touches on his 'No-Lawyer Pest Strip'."