Mad Scientist Enthusiasts Pillows

"Look on the bright side, at least you've discovered the cure for baldness."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

I'm coming in there. Wait, don't. Give me one good reason. I'm doing science experiments in my new capitalism lab. That's not good enough. Please, don't come in. Trust me. I have my reasons. Ahh. You have mad scientist hair. Don't say you weren't warned.

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"

"Quick! Call the Nobel Committee!"

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Catch this!'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'