Mad Scientist Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"Quick! Call the Nobel Committee!"

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Frankenstein egg.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."