Mad Science Adventurers Pillows

A man in a padded suit stands behind a scientist

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"