Mad Scientist Fanatics Pillows

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

It's an experiment.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?