Mad Scientist Wannabes Pillows

"Well, we got the grant."

The inventor of scratch and sniff.

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Cat Frankenstein

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

It's an experiment.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'