Mad Scientist Lovers Pillows

"That ends what experiment?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sexual chemistry set

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"Well, we got the grant."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Frankenstein egg.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.