Mad Scientist Lovers Gifts

"That ends what experiment?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Sexual chemistry set

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Well, we got the grant."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

Frankenstein egg.

The Bride of Finkelstein!

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'