Mad Scientist Admirer Gifts

'We've run out of lab rats, Henderson,,,put this on and come with us,'

Your perfectionism is starting to get on my nerves.

'He doesn't know zilch, but he makes the best coffee in the business.'

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'Congratulations! You've created an artificial wife!'

"So, this is what you get up to in your room all day. No wonder our electricity charges have spiralled!!!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Are there any more at home like you?'

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

'What happened?...Where am I?...Wait a minute, you're not my regular doctor!'

'...He's an out of control freak.'

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

'We're on a roll here. The world's first artificial Frenchman!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Offhand, I'd say your bolt is too tight!'

Sugar Cube Machine

"We're hoping to get federal funding and give you a better body."

"By genetically modifying chocolate and paper, I grew a packaged candy bar."

'Dr Frankenstein and his associate Igor have a plan that will get us a seven foot center...'

"And for god's sake, Man, make sure that you bolt that door after you!"

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

'Press 1 for ambulance, 2 for a doctor, 3 for a baying mob of torch bearing peasants...'

'Gesundheit.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"This will revolutionize the industry!"

"My kids keep me young."

"I don't like losing control and murdering people, but I've grown quite partial to the hat."

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"