Mad Scientist Appreciator Gifts

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.', 'Yes -- in contrast to his body.'

'The Science you say you can defeat this thing with better not be the same Science you used to create it!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'