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"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.', 'Yes -- in contrast to his body.'

'The Science you say you can defeat this thing with better not be the same Science you used to create it!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Cat Frankenstein

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

It's an experiment.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!