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The phones of Dr. Moreau

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

'Human Resources.'

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"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

The experiment had gone terribly wrong, Professor Jones had become 'The Fly'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Igor, you fool! The body you've brought me is too young. Everyone knows that life begins at forty!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I see Jones has reinvented himself again."

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

'I'm sure that damned meter reader is on the fiddle, Igor! Have you seen this latest electricity bill?'

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

Igor! This one's just right.

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"

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"We blew a fuse."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'