Mad Scientist Admirers Pillows

"It's not so much the inhuman creations, we just wish you'd shop local!"

Monster game shows.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Cat Frankenstein

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

It's an experiment.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

The Bride of Finkelstein!