"Well, we got the grant."
Mad Scientist Wannabes Gifts
Looking for a gift that fuels the curiosity of mad scientist wannabes? Our collection features witty and inventive products designed to inspire creativity and a love for experiments. Whether it's a clever mug, a fun t-shirt, or a quirky print, these items make ideal gifts for those passionate about exploring new ideas and pushing boundaries. Perfect for students, hobbyists, or anyone with a tinkering spirit, our creations bring a dash of science-inspired humor and inspiration to everyday life. Encourage their experiments and celebrate their wild, inventive minds.
The inventor of scratch and sniff.
"Young Frankenstein"
"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."
'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'
Jr. cloning kit
"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"
"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"
Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'
Early cyborg.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well
'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'
'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'
"Boss is coming! Discover something!"
"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"
"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'
'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'
'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'
Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.
"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"
Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.
Cat Frankenstein
"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"
Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!
'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'
"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"
'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'
"Some Debussy, Igor."
"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"
It's an experiment.
"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."
'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'
'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'
'Catch this!'
Mad Scientist Wannabes Gifts Collection
Mad Scientist Wannabes Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for mad scientist wannabes—quirky, clever, and perfect for fueling their next big idea.
Mad Scientist Wannabes Pillows
Find playful pillows that add a dash of scientific wit to their space—perfect for dreamy experiments and experiments in comfort.
Mad Scientist Wannabes Prints
Browse inspiring prints and posters that celebrate curiosity and invention—ideal for decorating the creative workspace of any mad scientific mind.
Mad Scientist Wannabes T-Shirts
Discover amusing and inventive t-shirts that celebrate the mad scientist in everyone. Great for showcasing their creative and experimental spirit.