Mad Scientists Gifts

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Cat Frankenstein

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Well, we got the grant."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'