Mad Scientists T-Shirts

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Cat Frankenstein

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'