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"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Call the FBI! Do I have a story about novox genlab!'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Cat Frankenstein

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

It's an experiment.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?