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'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'