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'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Scientific Tea.

Catching Young Tarpon

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Great chemistry.'

"I don't like the look of things, Henshaw."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"Do you really think this is a good idea darling? Especially after that whole, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing you went through last year."

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'