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'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Scientific Tea.

Catching Young Tarpon

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Great chemistry.'

"I don't like the look of things, Henshaw."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"Do you really think this is a good idea darling? Especially after that whole, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing you went through last year."

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"