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"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'