Mad Scientist Fandom Gifts

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Catch this!'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!