Mad Scientist Gifts

"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"

"You heard me, professor! Get in there!"

'I don't know how they dispose of our toxic wastes and I don't want to know.'

"Don't get too excited. Your idea never really gets off the ground"

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'G'mornin' Pop!.. Hey, did you happen to see my science experiment? It was in a glass right here on the table.'

"You want to tell me that you've developed a time machine? And it really works? C'mon, you're kidding, Prof. Hashmich!"

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"I suspect there's been a breakthrough."

Early cyborg.

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Child ignoring instructions on a video game and scientist ignoring instructions in a lab.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"We've made a spectacular breakthrough. . . I think."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Drink Me.

Anti-gravity Research Lab

Bike hire for scientists.

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."

"I have no idea how human cloning works."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.