Mad Scientist Pillows

"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"

'I don't know how they dispose of our toxic wastes and I don't want to know.'

"Don't get too excited. Your idea never really gets off the ground"

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'G'mornin' Pop!.. Hey, did you happen to see my science experiment? It was in a glass right here on the table.'

"You want to tell me that you've developed a time machine? And it really works? C'mon, you're kidding, Prof. Hashmich!"

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"I suspect there's been a breakthrough."

Early cyborg.

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Child ignoring instructions on a video game and scientist ignoring instructions in a lab.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"We've made a spectacular breakthrough. . . I think."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Drink Me.

Anti-gravity Research Lab

Bike hire for scientists.

"I have no idea how human cloning works."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I've been drunk on oil, but what really knocks your socks off is ethanol."

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"It runs on helium."

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

"How did you become interest in science?"