Mad Scientist In Training Pillows

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'You clumsy oaf! -- I can't believe you actually dropped the antimatter!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Son, you're going to have to do your chemistry homework at school.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Cat Frankenstein

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'