Mad Scientist In Training Mugs

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'You clumsy oaf! -- I can't believe you actually dropped the antimatter!'

"Young Frankenstein"

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

'Son, you're going to have to do your chemistry homework at school.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."