Mad Science Explorer Gifts

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Cat Frankenstein

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Go ahead and dissect me

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.