Mad Science Explorer Gifts

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Catch this!'