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'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'

Pavlov's Dog.

The World's First Genetically Engineered Human Hits Adolescence

'No, that's not the diameter of an electron. It's the rate I'm currently getting on my Treasury money fund.'

Drug misuse research institute.

"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

'It is our duty as scientists to question everything.' 'Says who?'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."

"Aren't you getting a little too attached to the lab animals?"

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'

"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."

'The antidepressant failed preliminary testing. I still hate working here.'

Microbiology lab.

Pavlov's Dogs... They're mouth-watering!

God at the Job Centre - "...and then they perfected stem cell embryos."

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'

'The statistics show that even the slightest amount of exposure to health scare statistics can have serious consequences.'

"How can they say it's getting easier - this is rocket science."

Vaccines = Victory

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"

A planet like ours - As usual they forgot where they put the icepops.

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'