Science Aficionados T-Shirts

Joe Biden's Campaign Strategy

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'No need for a decision, King Soloman, we can do a DNA test.'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

E=mc2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Archimedes statue with a lever