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IVF Clinic - "All I want is a womb somewhere"

'Sorry Daisy, but according to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...'

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'... And that, Jimmy, is what we call 'centrifugal force'.'

"Bit early for a drink, isn't it?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

'Look - Oog has reinvented himself as a biped!'

Trial and Error Charts.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"No-one likes a smart-arse, Jenkins..."

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"You're such a good listener."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Carbon Dating.