Science Lovers Gifts

IVF Clinic - "All I want is a womb somewhere"

'Sorry Daisy, but according to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...'

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'... And that, Jimmy, is what we call 'centrifugal force'.'

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

I'm coming in there. Wait, don't. Give me one good reason. I'm doing science experiments in my new capitalism lab. That's not good enough. Please, don't come in. Trust me. I have my reasons. Ahh. You have mad scientist hair. Don't say you weren't warned.

"Bit early for a drink, isn't it?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

'Look - Oog has reinvented himself as a biped!'

Trial and Error Charts.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"No-one likes a smart-arse, Jenkins..."

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"You're such a good listener."