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"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

The Missing Ink

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Raptures

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Family DNA

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Sexual chemistry set

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Science Fair Judgements

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."