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"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

The Missing Ink

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Sexual chemistry set

Family DNA

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Science Fair Judgements

Naked Mole Rat

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'