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"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"My homework ate my dog."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Naked Mole Rat

Sperm Whale.

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Go ahead and dissect me

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'