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"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"My homework ate my dog."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Naked Mole Rat

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'That morning, nature got to work early...'