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"I'm sorry, Henri. I don't think you can sue every science teacher for 'defamation of effect'."

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Sexual chemistry set

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Always with the String Theory."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Fair Judgements

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?