Science Lesson Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry, Henri. I don't think you can sue every science teacher for 'defamation of effect'."

Albert Einstein

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Exit only.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Always with the String Theory."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Science Fair Judgements

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'