Life Lesson Enthusiast Gifts

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Now you've got the hang of it!"

"There is more to life than winning. There's also losing to offset taxable capital gains."

"Once you leave your safe-space, you can never go back again."

"There are two rules for success in life. One: never tell everything you know."

"I learned a lot today, Dad. Did you know when your boss says you've done a great job...it's good not to act totally

"Does this airbrush kit come with lessons?"

Why do friends come and go while enemies accumulate?

'You'll find the facts of life son, on Sesame Street adn the Late World News.'

''Experience' is one of life's finest schools.'

'You'll never last that way, kid -- you've got to pace yourself.'

'Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade. I guess I should have waited for some sugar.'

"From everything you're describing, son, it sounds to me like you've just had your first boner."

"In life, Arthur, less is often more. But not when it comes to money."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

The Given Tree

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

University of Hard Knocks

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."