Life Lesson Enthusiast Gifts

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Now you've got the hang of it!"

"There is more to life than winning. There's also losing to offset taxable capital gains."

"Once you leave your safe-space, you can never go back again."

"There are two rules for success in life. One: never tell everything you know."

"I learned a lot today, Dad. Did you know when your boss says you've done a great job...it's good not to act totally

"Does this airbrush kit come with lessons?"

Why do friends come and go while enemies accumulate?

'You'll find the facts of life son, on Sesame Street adn the Late World News.'

''Experience' is one of life's finest schools.'

'You'll never last that way, kid -- you've got to pace yourself.'

'Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade. I guess I should have waited for some sugar.'

"From everything you're describing, son, it sounds to me like you've just had your first boner."

"In life, Arthur, less is often more. But not when it comes to money."

Shooting arrows into the ground when I first started doing this taught me an important life lesson. The secret to success is aiming higher!

For Ernie, learning from his mistakes is a form of continuing education.

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

The Given Tree

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.