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"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Think Tank

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Frankenstein egg.

"Well, we got the grant."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Frankenfish