Environmental Science Fan T-Shirts

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Think Tank

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Author's Bio-diversity.

Noise Pollution

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Free Radicals.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Trees playing rootsie.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'