Environmental Science Fan Mugs

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Think Tank

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Author's Bio-diversity.

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Noise Pollution

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Free Radicals.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Trees playing rootsie.