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'Sorry, I would love to skip rope with you, but it's a fact of Nature: Elephants can't jump...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Possums that ski.

Space Pioneer

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Steve Irwin.