Nature Fact Fan T-Shirts

'Sorry, I would love to skip rope with you, but it's a fact of Nature: Elephants can't jump...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Space Pioneer

Possums that ski.

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Mamoose...

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."